dave is so diligent you don't even know MOSTLY BECAUSE HE IS RUNNING FROM PROBLEMS BUT HEY. so yeah he'll spend. way too long studying and just helping p diddy out laughs quietly to self dave stop.
> he will help p diddy find all the moss! he doesn't really get it, but at one point he might bring back a few light frogs (being sure to point out they're bad to touch bare-skinned) and suggest p diddy try to figure out how to put the invisible species in those. because he doesn't give a fuck about the light frogs. THEY DON'T SEEM TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING, SURELY THEY WON'T MIND BEING ALIEN HOSTS. this might be a terrible idea but he gets the whole having to repopulate a species or whatever thing.
> dave is literally always down for flying races and/or letting p-diddy sit on his shoulders to feel tall. he'll also try to teach p diddy to hunt if acceptable because. idk. teaching a fierce parasitic alien warrior to hunt can't go wrong?
> yeah he's not gonna notice any of the slime/moss similarities so maybe roxy will be able to tell laughs we'll see when he gets around to handing that off...
> he loves the stalkers and pets them when they nuzzle him
> trousersnake is still the best
EDIT: > ALSO HE WILL TRY TO TEACH P DIDDY HOW TO RAP. THAT'S IMPORTANT.
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> he will help p diddy find all the moss! he doesn't really get it, but at one point he might bring back a few light frogs (being sure to point out they're bad to touch bare-skinned) and suggest p diddy try to figure out how to put the invisible species in those. because he doesn't give a fuck about the light frogs. THEY DON'T SEEM TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING, SURELY THEY WON'T MIND BEING ALIEN HOSTS. this might be a terrible idea but he gets the whole having to repopulate a species or whatever thing.
> dave is literally always down for flying races and/or letting p-diddy sit on his shoulders to feel tall. he'll also try to teach p diddy to hunt if acceptable because. idk. teaching a fierce parasitic alien warrior to hunt can't go wrong?
> yeah he's not gonna notice any of the slime/moss similarities so maybe roxy will be able to tell laughs we'll see when he gets around to handing that off...
> he loves the stalkers and pets them when they nuzzle him
> trousersnake is still the best
EDIT: > ALSO HE WILL TRY TO TEACH P DIDDY HOW TO RAP. THAT'S IMPORTANT.