Mission: i completely forgot to do this Characters: karkat + everyone who gave him suggestions Details: anyway karkat is sending a message back at the sunbeam. this is it. enjoy. *karkat voice*:
Is this the Sunbeam? Hey, this is Karkat. First of all I just wanted you guys to know that everyone from the Nostromo is probably dead so I hope you didn't know anyone on that ship. It looks really goddamn hideous now, by the way, I have no idea what they were even thinking but whatever. Maybe if they didn't waste so much time on poor architecture choices they would have been around to receive this message instead of me. Anyway, first of all I need to tell you guys to try not to actually land on this planet because all of the rumors you apparently had about it are correct. If you attempt to come down here you will get fucked so badly that your nonsensical human reproductive systems will kick in and suddenly you will be the father of a family of four eerily identical looking smaller versions of you. I... that's how it works, right? Shit. Where was I. Okay right don't land here because when you get out of the sky by the planet, you are either going to die or you'll be trapped down here like we are.
Speaking of trapped, Naoko of the Altera Science Group is here too and two less important members of her crew. She says hi. And that terrforming this planet won't be a thing unless you guys can figure out how to turn off the whole pulse that shoots you out of the sky problem. Good fucking luck with that. And we have a few requests for you. We heard that you're a cargo ship or something? If you are, can you like. Drop cargo towards us? I'm sending you coordinates to drop it to if it's possible. We'd prefer anything that seems useful, like tools and material and also junk food. Also can you tell us how the whole war is going with the Kharaa? We're really out of date with that and also the condition of any nearby planets. Oh and can you send us a picture of Iniidae from your current position?
Anyway please answer back as soon as you can. We don't need to be rescued by the way. I mean, we are completely stuck here but if you just send people then that's going to be more dumbasses stuck here. We'll figure out how to get out on our own but we wouldn't mind some help so. Yeah. Oh also this girl named D.Va wanted you to see this.
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Characters: karkat + everyone who gave him suggestions
Details: anyway karkat is sending a message back at the sunbeam. this is it. enjoy. *karkat voice*:
Is this the Sunbeam? Hey, this is Karkat. First of all I just wanted you guys to know that everyone from the Nostromo is probably dead so I hope you didn't know anyone on that ship. It looks really goddamn hideous now, by the way, I have no idea what they were even thinking but whatever. Maybe if they didn't waste so much time on poor architecture choices they would have been around to receive this message instead of me. Anyway, first of all I need to tell you guys to try not to actually land on this planet because all of the rumors you apparently had about it are correct. If you attempt to come down here you will get fucked so badly that your nonsensical human reproductive systems will kick in and suddenly you will be the father of a family of four eerily identical looking smaller versions of you. I... that's how it works, right? Shit. Where was I. Okay right don't land here because when you get out of the sky by the planet, you are either going to die or you'll be trapped down here like we are.
Speaking of trapped, Naoko of the Altera Science Group is here too and two less important members of her crew. She says hi. And that terrforming this planet won't be a thing unless you guys can figure out how to turn off the whole pulse that shoots you out of the sky problem. Good fucking luck with that. And we have a few requests for you. We heard that you're a cargo ship or something? If you are, can you like. Drop cargo towards us? I'm sending you coordinates to drop it to if it's possible. We'd prefer anything that seems useful, like tools and material and also junk food. Also can you tell us how the whole war is going with the Kharaa? We're really out of date with that and also the condition of any nearby planets. Oh and can you send us a picture of Iniidae from your current position?
Anyway please answer back as soon as you can. We don't need to be rescued by the way. I mean, we are completely stuck here but if you just send people then that's going to be more dumbasses stuck here. We'll figure out how to get out on our own but we wouldn't mind some help so. Yeah. Oh also this girl named D.Va wanted you to see this.
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