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hipster socrates ([personal profile] splinten) wrote in [community profile] subnauticaooc 2016-05-01 05:06 am (UTC)

Dirk Strider | Homestuck

gdit why aren't bossfights over how many times does a guy have to get decapitated around here

Intro: Dirk will be arriving, regretting the destruction of his sylladex, and then leaping into battle because all problems can be solved with swords. All of them. ANYONE WANNA FIGHT A REAPER WITH HIM because he'll try to pvp it if no one stops him. he is a glass cannon who thinks he's a tank

Main mission: I'm happy to have Dirk do some life-pod exploring! I guess I'll wait on the Floater Island post to plot for that but he will probably be there too?

Side missions: Dirk will build bots which can rap AND battle, as well as salvage shit. (Theoretically he could train people but after Jake and Dave he feels like maybe he shouldn't try that. He's too mean.)

Way more important side missions: Redecorating. Building turntables. Rapbots that just dispense things without battling. Attempting to make the base as homely as possible by turning it into a mess. ORANGE SODA QUEST? all this and more.

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