+1 swimming buoy

[gnasher]

Hey everybody! I'm new to the game, my name is Rabid, and this is Rin Matsuoka, human disaster. He's super into swimming and other people that swim and having a bunch of trainwreck feelings about swimming. He's the overachieving, shark-faced romantic from, shockingly, that swimming anime last summer. He's arriving new to the base in style with Shiro and D.va, and will be feeling rather put out about the hurricanes outside the base and the plague inside. He'll probably be trying to rustle up some physical activity and/or a clue asap.

I'm super excited to get started and make some CR happen! For plotting purposes, I'm at mangemad @ plurk.

swimming swimming swim swam free na splash etc

Comments

[emblazes]

nice to see that u didn't get kidnapped during ur 6month vacation

[gnasher]

in dog years it was 54 months

[emblazes]

i hope you gave birthday something nice

[uncorrupts]

what would you give birthday?

[emblazes]

something off his amazon wishlist

[uncorrupts]

he'll see it coming

[emblazes]

did u know pug eyeballs can pop out if u pull their leash too hard

[uncorrupts]

you crossed the line

[emblazes]

operation Birthday Surprise

[gnasher]

he would be surprised its tru

[uncorrupts]

[gnasher]

the gift of my return

[emblazes]

tch....

[gnasher]

stop getting emotional on my intro

[emblazes]

i'm an emotional kinda guy

[uncorrupts]

that was kinda lame..

[gnasher]

drivers don't get paid to talk????

[uncorrupts]

my ship my rules

[alienates]

WHOA ok hi you probably don't remember me since this was years ago but hi rabid!! i played namine and other people at gb it's nice 2 see you again

[gnasher]

OH MAN of course I remember you!! FANCY MEETING YOU HERE in another high tech panfandom rp............ playing another weird child.................. while I play another dysfunctional redhead..............

[alienates]

at least this redhead has abs

[gnasher]

this is gonna get weird isn't it

[alienates]

nnnnnnnnnnnnno....... yeah

[gnasher]

let's do this thing

[splinten]

Hello Rabid, welcome!! I'm Farrah playing Dirk from Homestuck! I'M SO GLAD FOR MORE FREE!! What a good arrival... And what terrible timing for him.

[gnasher]

Thanks for the welcome! Rin is gonna na splash the HELL out of this place when he figures out its not an intensive swim training camp LMFAO

and tbh Dirk+Rin interaction has been on my bucket list for a long time so I'm super excited to tag Dirk, ohhh mannn oh man

[splinten]

i mean. in a sense, it's a pretty intensive way to practice your swim?

let me make your dreams come true?? COME HERE SHARKMOUTHED SWIMBOY and try... not to get coughed on by dirk at the moment

[gnasher]

like swimming for your life away from the horrible beasties yeah.. yeah (sweating)

rin is going to wear a fucking plague doctor mask... you're all animals DRINK SOME OJ OR SOMETHING

let's dream a beautiful dream of wheezy lungs and horrifying teeth

[splinten]

YEAH SEE. Extreme...

Hinata made Dirk put on one of those surgical masks already but he's never going to say no to OJ? he just doesn't know how to make it. someone get this boy oj okay

[gnasher]

Rin knows how to make OJ, and could be convinced to slam dunk it into dirk's hands for the low low price of please don't cough your terrible sickness onto his pristine olympic bod

[splinten]

yeah it is a pristine bod dirk's not in the market right now but 10/10 there rin work it
i mean
oj is the greatest gift anyone can give a man, if that man is crazy for oranges and has just been eating them raw honestly. thanks rin.

[gnasher]

this is a creepy oj yaoi now why did I app a free boy everything becomes a creepy yaoi

np bruh WHERE CAN I HIT YOU UP IN GAME I'm so ready!!! Rin is not

[splinten]

how dare you dirk is never a creepy yaoi he is clearly the non creepy—yeah fuck i can't lie like that

Dirk is dying over here BUT I CAN ALSO HIT YOU UP WHENEVER YOU INTRO WHICHEVER YOU WANT

[gnasher]

LMAO

Rin's intro post (along with Shiro and D.Va) is going up soon actually but I might hit dead Dirk up anyway

[potentite]

hello!! i'm kisha and i play one of the plague carriers, jake from homestuck! i'm so excited for more swimming boys. and at least he has an eventful first week here??

[gnasher]

HI KISHA I was actually just going to tag Jake's thread on the august ooc post to see if we could get some plague action going LMAO Rin is not Gentle and Papping like Makoto

[potentite]

omg yes do it. SORRY HE'S SO WEIRD RIN.... he lived in a jungle alone he doesn't know how to act like normal people.

[gnasher]

rin has shark teeth and five thousand emotions

what I'm saying is normal people are overrated time to rp some dudes bein bros

[gnasher]

I'll tag out after rin's intro goes up in a minute or so!! ???timelines??? it's like homestuck is real bc I have no idea already what Rin's timeline is LOL

[superseding]

even worse stranger danger wow!!!

there are no olympics here on iniidae, but rin can make it a mission. probably.

[gnasher]

It's absolutely time for everyone on the base to embrace the COMPETITIVE DAZZLING SPIRIT OF OLYMPIANS

and maybe tell Rin what the bathroom situation is all about

[superseding]

wax some poetic about teamwork and team spirit, and URSULA would probably endorse it.

good luck in this toilet humor game, rin

[gnasher]

sounds like a 200% plan

rin has to just deal because toilet humor games are where I excel